Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.

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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.

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It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

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The world is full of actors pretending to be human

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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly

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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.

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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.

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