I drink to make other people more interesting.

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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. — Will Rogers

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity

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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil! - Golda Meir

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Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed-men, and such as sleep o'nights; Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; he thinks too much; such men are dangerous.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively. - Golda Meir

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! ― Dr. Seuss

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