People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

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My destination is no longer a place, rather a new way of seeing.

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One of the first things I think young people, especially nowadays, should learn is how to see for yourself and listen for yourself and think for yourself. Then you can come to an intelligent decision for yourself. If you form the habit of going by what you hear others say about someone, or going by what others think about someone, instead of searching that thing out for yourself and seeing for yourself, you will be walking west when you think you're going east, and you will be walking east when you think you're going west. ― Malcolm X

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When people go to work, they shouldn’t have to leave their hearts at home. – Betty Bender

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There is no greater stupidity than for people...to marry and so surrender themselves to the small miseries of domestic and private life.

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If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. ― E.A. Bucchianeri

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You will attract to yourself people who harmonize with your own philosophy of life, whether you wish it or not.

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Beauty is, in some way, boring. Even if its concept changes through the ages... a beautiful object must always follow certain rules. A beautiful nose shouldn't be longer than that or shorter than that, on the contrary, an ugly nose can be as long as the one of Pinocchio, or as big as the trunk of an elephant, or like the beak of an eagle, and so ugliness is unpredictable, and offers an infinite range of possibility. Beauty is finite, ugliness is infinite like God.

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I'm going to be meeting with people today who talk too much - people who are selfish, egotistical, ungrateful. But I won't be surprised or disturbed, for I can't imagine a world without such people. ― Marcus Aurelius

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You may be the most beautiful woman on planet earth, but I will not change my principles for you. ― Avijeet Das

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