Good morning, this is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help, so have a miraculous day.

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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

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Worship is an act that develops feelings for God, not a feeling for God that is expressed in an act of worship.

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Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz

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God is not going to send someone to hell for my mistakes. So God and I have to deal with my own salvation. ― Mike Tyson

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There is a role and function for beauty in our time. - Tadao Ando

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The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms.

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If you are God's child, you are no longer bound to your past or to what you were. You're a new creature in Jesus Christ.

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God is in control, and therefore in EVERYTHING I can give thanks - not because of the situation but because of the One who directs and rules over it.

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If religion bends to society's whims, like Peter Tatchell himself, it ceases to be religious, so what's the point? - Harry Enfield

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