As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn't in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

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If a song was ever good, it's still good.

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I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs......When I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.

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Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

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If you've made your own hell, then only you have the power to escape it

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You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

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Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don't have to be poor to need something or somebody. Rednecks, hippies, misfits - we're all the same. Gay or straight? So what? It doesn't matter to me. We have to be concerned about other people, regardless.

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You will never find happiness until you stop looking for it.

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The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

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When evolution has been outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.

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