Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

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The sin underneath all our sins is to trust the lie of the serpent that we cannot trust the love and grace of Christ and must take matters into our own hands

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I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess.

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God created the world out of nothing, and so long as we are nothing, He can make something out of us.

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A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.

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Peace if possible, truth at all costs.

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God does not need your good works, but your neighbor does.

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

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When Satan tells me I am a sinner he comforts me immeasurably, since Christ died for sinners.

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