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More Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
If Jesus was alive today, we would kill him with lethal injection. I call that progress. We would have to kill him for the same reason he was killed the first time. His ideas are just too liberal.
Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.
It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.
You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.
Take life seriously but none of the people in it.
We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
