I'm a much happier guy than a lot of people think I am.

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I'm going to be a superstar musician, kill myself, and go out in a flame of glory.

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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

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If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you.

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Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

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Rather be dead than cool.

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The worst crime is faking it.

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Life isn't nearly as sacred as the appreciation of passion.

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To be positive at all times is to ignore all that is important, sacred or valuable. To be negative at all times is to be threatened by ridiculousness and instant discredibility.

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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