More Quotes by Kin Hubbard
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.