The human brain is a complex organ with the wonderful power of enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever it is that he wants to believe.

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In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to another.

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The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

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Dare to think for yourself.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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Those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities.

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The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said.

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The more a man knows, the less he talks.

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