We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

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If you need a helping hand, you can find one at the end of your arm.

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Enemies are so stimulating.

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What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

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Don't moan, don't whine, don't blame. Just get on with it.

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You can’t change the music of your soul.

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If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior.

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Friendship, if somebody holds out his hand toward you, you've got to reach and take it... There are too many people alone, and if you're lucky enough for somebody to want you as a friend, it's an obligation.

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You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

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