Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.

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The German debt to the Jewish people can never end, not in this generation and not in any other. -Menachem Begin

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Operation Peace for Galilee is not a military operation resulting from the lack of an alternative. -Menachem Begin

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My colleagues and I have gone in the footsteps of our predecessors since the very first day we were called by our people to care for their future. We went any place, we looked for any avenue, we made any effort to bring about negotiations between Israel and its neighbors, negotiations without which peace remains an abstract desire. -Menachem Begin

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The Palestinian Arabs will have their autonomy, we will have our security. We shall live together. -Menachem Begin

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We don't need legitimacy. We exist. Therefore we are legitimate. -Menachem Begin

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There must be some security arrangement in the south of Lebanon so northern Israel is not threatened anymore. -Menachem Begin

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He who threatens us will find us deaf to his threats. We are willing to listen only to rational arguments. -Menachem Begin

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After 1957, Israel had to wait 10 full years for its flag to fly again over that liberated portion of the homeland. -Menachem Begin

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The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot. – Michael Altshuler

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