Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price

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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

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One man with conviction will overwhelm a hundred who have only opinions.

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All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Winston Churchill

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The POSITIVE THINKER sees the INVISIBLE, feels the INTANGIBLE, and achieves the IMPOSSIBLE.

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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

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And in the end, we were all just humans...Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

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If you're going through hell, keep going

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