If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. -Frank Zappa

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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.- Frank Zappa

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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.- Frank Zappa

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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.- Frank Zappa

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What’s wrong with being sentimental? Sentimental means you like stuff. — Paul McCartney

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Luxury, to me, is not owning a lot of stuff. Luxury, to me, is feeling unrushed.

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Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works.

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Without deviation progress is not possible.- Frank Zappa

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I saw a report on the news: 'Peter Dinklage tweeted... ' What? You know, I don't need any of that stuff. I got an email account; that's all I need. - Peter Dinklage

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Being excited about stuff on a daily basis, I'm so excited by it.

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