Dogs never bite me. Just humans.― Marilyn Monroe

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Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly. -Diogenes

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Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.- Immanuel Kant

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.― Josh Billings

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.― Mark Twain

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You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.― Robert Louis Stevenson

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.― Mark Twain

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Happiness is a warm puppy.― Charles M. Schulz

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I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer.

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.― Woodrow Wilson

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