Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.

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When it comes to the past, everyone writes fiction.

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What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle.

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Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn't carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.

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Do it for joy and you can do it forever

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Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

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The brain is a muscle that can move the world.

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God grant me to SERENITY to accept what I cannot change the TENACITY to change what I may and the GOOD LUCK not to f*** up too often

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The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet.

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We lie best when we lie to ourselves.

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