Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.― Groucho Marx

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Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz

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There is no truer cause of unhappiness amongst men than, where naturally expecting charity and benevolence, they receive harm and vexation.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.― Winston S. Churchill

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. ― Marilyn Monroe

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Peace, like charity, begins at home. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.― Arthur Conan Doyle

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You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.― Robert Louis Stevenson

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.― Mark Twain

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.― Mark Twain

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