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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
If you don't say what you think then you kill your unborn self. ― Jordan B. Peterson
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said. ― J.L. Bryan
God loves you simply because He has chosen to do so. He loves you when you don't feel lovely. He loves you when no one else loves you. Others may abandon you, divorce you, and ignore you, but God will love you always. No matter what!
The way to misuse our possessions is to use them as an insurance against the morrow. Anxiety is always directed to the morrow, whereas goods are in the strictest sense meant to be used only for to-day. ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. -Kin Hubbard
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
I have never made much money, but this hasn't bothered me. I don't care what I'm paid. I have never had a shared bank account. I do not keep track of how much money is in my bank account. I am not stingy, I admire money well spent. I am not saving for my retirement. I have lived for several years without insurance.― Édouard Levé, Autoportrait
Both terrorism and insurance sell fear -- and business is business ― Liam McCurry