Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. ― Erma Bombeck

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ― Orson Welles

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There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ― George Bernard Shaw

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ― W.C. Fields

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ― Charles M. Schulz

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. ― Joss Whedon

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A delicious meal needs pepper and salt, but if they dominate, the meal is ruined. ― Shree Shambav

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I see myself as an arbiter of taste.

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Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. ― James Patterson

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This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. ― William Shakespeare

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