Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. ― Erma Bombeck

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Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken. ― M.F.K. Fisher

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ― Christopher Hitchens

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There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. ― Oscar Wilde

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Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary. – Oscar Wilde

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You know when they say you need to put people who go well together? I much prefer to put people who fight at the table. Then you have some sort of sparkle at the dinner! - Luca Guadagnino

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Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. ― Oscar Wilde

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Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. ― James Patterson

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Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. ― Mary Berry

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