Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting? ― W.C. Fields

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Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.― Roy T. Bennett

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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. -Rodney Dangerfield

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It is only when we take chances that our lives improve. The initial and the most difficult risk we need to take is to become honest. —Walter Anderson

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He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

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Sometimes you break your heart in the right way, if you know what I mean. ― Gregory David Roberts

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Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you? ― W.C. Fields

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The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.

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Nature is honest, we aren't; we embalm our dead.

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. ― W. C. Fields

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