The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. ― George Bernard Shaw

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The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one does. – James M. Barrie

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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Youth is wasted on the young. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. ― George Bernard Shaw

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself. ― George Bernard Shaw

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There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ― George Bernard Shaw

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw

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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. ― George Bernard Shaw

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