God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas but for scars. ― Elbert Hubbard

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ― Nicolas Chamfort

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And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. ― Anonymous

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The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. ― Soren Kierkegaard

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. ― Dorothy Parker

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To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. ― C.S. Lewis

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I talk to God but the sky is empty. ― Sylvia Plath

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Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.- Lao-Tze

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I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. ― Oscar Wilde

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off. ― Stephen King

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