One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast. — Robert Brault

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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. ― steven wright

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Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. ― Steven Wright

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ― Steven Wright

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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you. ― Steven Wright

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I was born in 1937, in Yakima, Washington, the oldest child of Robert Emerson Lucas and Jane Templeton Lucas. My sister Jenepher was born in 1939 and my brother Peter in 1940. My parents had moved to Yakima from Seattle to open a small restaurant, The Lucas Ice Creamery. - Robert Lucas, Jr.

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ― Steven Wright

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ― Steven Wright

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