No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.

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Under every stone lurks a politician.

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First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.

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Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.

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Open your mind before your mouth

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By words the mind is winged

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If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember

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Children have a master to teach them, grown-ups have the poets.

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Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.

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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

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