You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

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Words give wings to the mind and make a man soar to heaven

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A demagogue must be neither an educated nor an honest man; he has to be an ignoramus and a rogue.

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By words the mind is winged

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First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.

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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.

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To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.

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Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.

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If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember

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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

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