If ever my life can be of any use to you, come and claim it.

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Perhaps man has a hundred senses, and when he dies only the five senses that we know perish with him, and the other ninety-five remain alive.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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The role of the artist is to ask questions, not answer them.

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If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

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Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

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There are a great many opinions in this world, and a good half of them are professed by people who have never been in trouble.

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Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.

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The world is, of course, nothing but our conception of it.

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There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you’re asked.

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