Life is too short to be taken seriously.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

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Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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The answers are all out there, we just need to ask the right questions.

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The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.

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Conformity is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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It's beauty that captures your attention. personality which captures your heart.

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